Watch Out!! Hazards About!!

You need a helmet when sitting below cupboards!!
Just don't lose them like we did!!

Now when you are in a caravan, there is actually quite a few hazards. Falling games, falling cups and plates, elbows in your face while trying to eat, falling out of beds, and last but not least....moving drawers while travelling.

When you are sitting on the lounge while relaxing and somebody opens the cupboard door above you, you must immediately dive away from the cupboard before something (like the DVD player) falls on your head. The little girls, when sitting there, with the table up disappear under the table and don’t come up until the cupboard door is closed and the person has moved away. We are all surprised that at least one person has not been knocked out by falling items.

When you open the cupboard that holds all the dining stuff, make sure the bench is nice and clean so the falling plates/cups/bowls do not require washing again. Also, make sure that you do not open cupboard while serving dinner unless you like eating melted cups.

While eating, we generally let our elbows eat half our food. We are all hoping to have mouths put into our elbows, so we can have nice full tummies, instead of greasy and dirty elbows.

All elbows and eating.

Also, when walking through the caravan (this is a really painful hazard) you mustn't slip and grab hold of the boiling hot frypan. It is quite painful and I had a nasty burn on my elbow for a while because of the frypan. Joel, just today managed to burn his finger, and now a procession of cold things are coming out of the fridge to cool his finger.

And lets not talk about when where travelling. Everything that isn't securely nailed (or ockyed) down moves. We had the food cupboard open once, and when the door was opened, out rolled the plum sauce smashing to bits and earning a annoyed look form a passerby.